okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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