if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
my mouth tastes like poor choices
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Randomize
