Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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