my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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