I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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