the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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