No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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