oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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