If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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