What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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