Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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