we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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