So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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