Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
last night I used snow as a chaser
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Randomize
