Just took my morning after pill in the library
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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