Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I enjoy the company of your penis
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