My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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