You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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