i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Too much gin, very little bucket
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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