we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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