Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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