dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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