When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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