I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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