Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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