is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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