I want to have your abortion
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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