He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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