you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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