wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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