I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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