Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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