I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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