I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
