yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Do plants get herpes?
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