I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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