I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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