i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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