You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
there is puke in my bra ... again
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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