why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
