I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
