You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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