Dude my mom stole all your condoms
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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