My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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