Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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