I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize
