Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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