I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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