And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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