Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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